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one-time-i-dreamt:

My linguistics professor went, “Hot take! The abstract noun of ‘dead’ is ‘DEADITY,’” and the entire lecture hall erupted into applause. 

dreamsmp3:

vodni:

zaynmalikeatsass:

i hate this pic bc everyone is staring @ zayn but zayn is only looking at liam

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he only got two eyes

every day. every single day i think about this post. i’ve been on this website for 5 years and no post has ever changed me the way this post has.

mrdsc1010:

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Batman @ Robin:

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supersugoiboi:

violetohara:

the-polyhedron:

conquerorwurm:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

violetohara:

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

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What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

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A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

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officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

weloveshortvideos:

guy tries to stop it with his foot

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egberts:

how a cat looks at you when you turn on the light in a dark room they were sleeping in

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snorlaxatives:

my coworker just told me that she has a friend who has mixed race kids and they call their white grandma “gram cracker” and i screamed

pettydavis:

anon-hockey:

pettydavis:

top and bottom dont exist in hetero relationships stop that mess

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Originally posted by nuttinonjethro

is op serious??

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youre exactly the kind of person i made this post about.

the fact that ive had dozens of yall in my ends cuz u think top and bottom means dominant and submissive is like. why i believe straight rights should be restricted.

justbadpuns:

6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down

What Color Is Your Soulmark?

kaylah-koala:

capacity:

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Wig

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I was hoping for purple but close enough. 

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vegetaljuce:

vegetaljuce:

I like how they’ve improved miku’s outfit design in every successive update yet all of us consistently choose to ignore this fact in favor of drawing more Grey Shirt Cone Sleeved mikus

Crypton: please,,,, we’ve given you a better designed, better illustrated, objectively sleeker miku, see?

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us:

us:

us: …………………..

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centipeetle:

les-claypool:

centipeetle:

centipeetle:

Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad

Soda good

Soda is probably worse for you than all of those things listed above and

Sip…sip….sup…sip…

(Source: buippy)

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